That thing in the corner by Fan-tastic, literature
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That thing in the corner
That thing in the corner
Will it still be there?
You never went back to double check
And you never plan to
That thing in the corner
Was it even really there?
You looked once and thought you saw it slink behind the crumbling stone gargoyle
Betwixt the rusty iron bars and the high wall
Beneath the ancient vaulted ceiling ready to fall
But you had places to be
That thing in the corner
Is it unlike the solitary ghoul
Which heroes neglected to discover
Was locked in a trunk in a dank cellar?
Might it not undo all they have achieved?
That thing in the corner
Were you right to let it be?
Be it may that you had things to do that were very importa
Nearer my Gods to Thee 'Pagan' Version by Fan-tastic, literature
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Nearer my Gods to Thee 'Pagan' Version
Nearer my Gods to thee
Nearer to thee
E'en though it be a pyre
That raiseth me
Still all my song shall be
Nearer my Gods to thee
Nearer my Gods to thee
Nearer to thee
Though like the wanderer
The sun gone down
Darkness be over me
My rest unknown
Yet in my dreams I'd be
Nearer my Gods to thee
Nearer my Gods to thee
Nearer to thee
There let the way appear
Steps unto heav'n;
All that they sendest me
In mercy giv'n
Ancestors beckon me
Nearer my Gods to thee
Nearer my Gods to thee
Nearer to thee
Then in my waking thoughts
Bright with their praise
Out of my stony roads
Alters I'll raise
So by my woes to be
Nearer my
Furry and Otherkin Misanthropy by Fan-tastic, literature
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Furry and Otherkin Misanthropy
So your jaded but otherwise normal friend believes everyone in the world is worthless and stupid including himself; fair enough, he might even be right; god forbid asking him where he wants to go next with a philosophy like that, but still. If instead your pretentious but otherwise normal friend thinks he can excuse himself then all you're left with is to roll your eyes and look for a new friend. He's a jerk but you can't really call him out for anything besides being a jerk. Furries and Otherkin, meanwhile, have been known to take it a step further. They will not stop at misanthropy, nor at exempting themselves from misanthropic generalities